Kenyan men wouldn’t know romance if it kicked them in the teeth! That is one concept that has completely eluded them. But I blame the ladies. Yes, I blame you ladies for showing him that all it takes to get you to drop your panties is kuku pono and chipo at Mcfrys. Thank you ladies for letting him know that when he buys you 100 shillings airtime, you are up and running to board a Forward travelers matatu to go to his crib in Kayole. Ladies, I owe it to you that all dudes believe that if they take you to Masaku sevens, you will be more than willing to open your legs, or mouth or whatever. Never mind that you spend the night in a shady lodging getting up-close and personal with bedbugs.